<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6111575486139193539</id><updated>2011-07-08T19:31:39.414+08:00</updated><title type='text'>This is serious.</title><subtitle type='html'></subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6111575486139193539/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><link rel='next' 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src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6111575486139193539-503488977967726727?l=deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com/feeds/503488977967726727/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6111575486139193539&amp;postID=503488977967726727' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6111575486139193539/posts/default/503488977967726727'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6111575486139193539/posts/default/503488977967726727'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com/2009/10/ok-all-shit-loads-ends-after-2-months.html' 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href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6111575486139193539&amp;postID=5426326867046205773' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6111575486139193539/posts/default/5426326867046205773'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6111575486139193539/posts/default/5426326867046205773'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com/2009/08/blog-post.html' title=''/><author><name>Jasonoxynol</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09382339075948238960</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6111575486139193539.post-4787009365090625989</id><published>2009-08-15T01:06:00.002+08:00</published><updated>2009-08-15T01:07:57.662+08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>I seriously still think that you can't last 2 minutes in world.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6111575486139193539-4787009365090625989?l=deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com/feeds/4787009365090625989/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6111575486139193539&amp;postID=4787009365090625989' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' 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/&gt;&lt;br /&gt;and no shit can quell that urge to take some money from the rich from poker&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6111575486139193539-5555591241102707328?l=deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com/feeds/5555591241102707328/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6111575486139193539&amp;postID=5555591241102707328' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6111575486139193539/posts/default/5555591241102707328'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6111575486139193539/posts/default/5555591241102707328'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' 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/&gt;never ending.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;go fuck yourself if you can't take shit.&lt;br /&gt;I don't think you can handle two minutes of my world, bitch.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6111575486139193539-6986507623935499630?l=deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com/feeds/6986507623935499630/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6111575486139193539&amp;postID=6986507623935499630' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6111575486139193539/posts/default/6986507623935499630'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6111575486139193539/posts/default/6986507623935499630'/><link 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If you. were to. form sentences. with full-stop in between.&lt;br /&gt;doesn really make you. look dam pro. and really awesome. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;because it don't fucking make sense to do so&lt;br /&gt;ESPECIALLY if they want to look all arty farty litish de latureish&lt;br /&gt;and put your msn nick as some two word sentence with a fucking fullstop.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6111575486139193539-5770548809427886813?l=deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com/feeds/5770548809427886813/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6111575486139193539&amp;postID=5770548809427886813' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6111575486139193539/posts/default/5770548809427886813'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6111575486139193539/posts/default/5770548809427886813'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com/2009/08/lmao.html' title=''/><author><name>Jasonoxynol</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09382339075948238960</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6111575486139193539.post-1718054968134466430</id><published>2009-08-02T05:02:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2009-08-02T05:27:47.542+08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>Right, time for a little analysis. yes yes, keep them busy with pieces of puzzle that can't fit&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Okay heres the thing : how low do you stoop to get validated. Obviously that isn't the case of simply validation. It's more like garnering reverendship from people who seems to have no value.&lt;br /&gt;Worse to top it up with, you have an idiot that can't fucking explain the term " progressive " to rally your greatest fear. Fear of rebellion and seriously fearful of a staged showdown.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The whole thing was really messed up. Firstly, your greatest interest becomes not only really disinterested but also giving up her complexity. Secondly, you have great load of nails and pricks to pick, all those nasty stings left by back nailers and stakers. let's not go on ...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Okay besides, there's still a need to fill up the widening figures and closing in on the marks. yea yea too messy too messy.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;the feeling of inadequacy is self defeating and deflating. To top it up with undermentioned strains in relationships, makes you fucking sick.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Okay okay calm down. i need you to really calm down before giving any suggestions.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Resolution is simple, cut all acts and revert to normal intended. Of course it's simple to read intentions but how do you handle them ? There is a need to put on the mask.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;They never fit. you'll envre fit when you envre want to fit.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6111575486139193539-1718054968134466430?l=deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com/feeds/1718054968134466430/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6111575486139193539&amp;postID=1718054968134466430' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6111575486139193539/posts/default/1718054968134466430'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6111575486139193539/posts/default/1718054968134466430'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com/2009/08/right-time-for-little-analysis.html' title=''/><author><name>Jasonoxynol</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09382339075948238960</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6111575486139193539.post-6839312420642504845</id><published>2009-07-27T23:06:00.002+08:00</published><updated>2009-07-27T23:19:32.724+08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>The look on your weathered disguised face shows how jaded your life has become.&lt;br /&gt;Reduced to pseudo-attraction and so called wonder friends' affections,&lt;br /&gt;Mere emotions cannot seem to seep through your cracks and seams,&lt;br /&gt;no soul seems to be getting out.&lt;br /&gt;Though that tinge of disgust in your laughter can be giving in.&lt;br /&gt;no one can really tell you apart from your facades, not even you.&lt;br /&gt;A special day for you, but another day for all. Cherish your smile before it turns vile.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Yours truly.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6111575486139193539-6839312420642504845?l=deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com/feeds/6839312420642504845/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6111575486139193539&amp;postID=6839312420642504845' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6111575486139193539/posts/default/6839312420642504845'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6111575486139193539/posts/default/6839312420642504845'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com/2009/07/look-on-your-weathered-disguised-face.html' title=''/><author><name>Jasonoxynol</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09382339075948238960</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6111575486139193539.post-1873565502891942844</id><published>2009-07-25T17:13:00.003+08:00</published><updated>2009-07-25T17:21:06.194+08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>It feels fucking good to be back, immersed in technologi.&lt;br /&gt;I could you tell you more but seriously, why not try it first hand by removing yourself from the all so pawrful infotechnologi realm for one week.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' 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title=''/><author><name>Jasonoxynol</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09382339075948238960</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6111575486139193539.post-3537665215842438431</id><published>2009-07-12T19:11:00.002+08:00</published><updated>2009-07-12T19:13:11.550+08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>Well fucking hell, everything will be way better when you have money to send your kids overseas and they come back all PAWRFUL and OWNIN.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6111575486139193539-3537665215842438431?l=deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com/feeds/3537665215842438431/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6111575486139193539&amp;postID=3537665215842438431' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6111575486139193539/posts/default/3537665215842438431'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6111575486139193539/posts/default/3537665215842438431'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com/2009/07/well-fucking-hell-everything-will-be.html' title=''/><author><name>Jasonoxynol</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09382339075948238960</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6111575486139193539.post-8114069291145265873</id><published>2009-07-11T17:29:00.002+08:00</published><updated>2009-07-11T17:35:25.784+08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>I know you're dying to tell me everything that you wanna say but i'm not listening.&lt;br /&gt;Try to tell me everything that you wanna say, i know you're forcing me, and feeding me lies but i'm on my way, can you taste it now ? I'm dying to watch your face when you turn away.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Here's the final bullet to put our love to death, our days are never coming back, i know its you again. I can forget. bang bang shoot shoot.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Here's the freight train coming to force your head in check, our love is never coming back, i know it you. I can forget our love forever ending.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You're a waste of song, you're the simple regret. i thought i know who you were but watch how fast i forget. You wore your prettiest dress, but there's a mess in your head. They say old habits die hard. I say they're better off dead, cause you were bitter and cold, but still you burned me alive.You held the match to my skin and poured the fuel on the fire. You're not my favorite mistake. You're just a simple regret.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;But you cannot separate the two things I would live or die for.&lt;br /&gt;I'd kill to separate your heart from your head. That's to die for.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6111575486139193539-8114069291145265873?l=deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com/feeds/8114069291145265873/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6111575486139193539&amp;postID=8114069291145265873' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6111575486139193539/posts/default/8114069291145265873'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6111575486139193539/posts/default/8114069291145265873'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com/2009/07/i-know-youre-dying-to-tell-me.html' title=''/><author><name>Jasonoxynol</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09382339075948238960</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6111575486139193539.post-2896239331174687960</id><published>2009-07-11T17:25:00.001+08:00</published><updated>2009-07-11T17:26:12.757+08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>Catch you if i can, then we will sling towards stars.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6111575486139193539-2896239331174687960?l=deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com/feeds/2896239331174687960/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6111575486139193539&amp;postID=2896239331174687960' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6111575486139193539/posts/default/2896239331174687960'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6111575486139193539/posts/default/2896239331174687960'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com/2009/07/catch-you-if-i-can-then-we-will-sling.html' title=''/><author><name>Jasonoxynol</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09382339075948238960</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6111575486139193539.post-8016237234373712527</id><published>2009-07-09T00:23:00.002+08:00</published><updated>2009-07-09T00:27:20.419+08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>Ground shot, and ... i will bomb that island if i am not there ! It's so terrible, le bomb efant' terrible !&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6111575486139193539-8016237234373712527?l=deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com/feeds/8016237234373712527/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6111575486139193539&amp;postID=8016237234373712527' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6111575486139193539/posts/default/8016237234373712527'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6111575486139193539/posts/default/8016237234373712527'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com/2009/07/ground-shot-and.html' title=''/><author><name>Jasonoxynol</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09382339075948238960</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6111575486139193539.post-8788698623493308663</id><published>2009-07-07T00:18:00.001+08:00</published><updated>2009-07-07T00:20:00.631+08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>Fuck nicey wussies, welcome back cynicism.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6111575486139193539-8788698623493308663?l=deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com/feeds/8788698623493308663/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link 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src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6111575486139193539.post-3422933495916672869</id><published>2009-07-05T02:16:00.002+08:00</published><updated>2009-07-05T02:19:12.306+08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>Funny, if you happen to be as intrigued and interested with conspiracy theories, then it would be cool to know your teacher is actually a conspirator, or at least a secret do-nothing rebel. hahaha&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6111575486139193539-3422933495916672869?l=deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com/feeds/3422933495916672869/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' 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src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6111575486139193539.post-3267819765637073482</id><published>2009-07-03T15:55:00.002+08:00</published><updated>2009-07-03T15:59:05.739+08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>It's hard to wake up, when you can't chase the queen with lugubrious-filled dreams.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6111575486139193539-3267819765637073482?l=deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com/feeds/3267819765637073482/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6111575486139193539&amp;postID=3267819765637073482' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' 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the death of michael jackson is not real.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;because michael jackson the king is so too fucking awesome, and he will now reign as the god of pop.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Death is fucking irritating, he keeps claiming lives to his.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;and for those who think michael jackson died because he molest kids, should seriously rethink about why themselves even exist if they can't match what a micro fraction of what MJ is capable of.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6111575486139193539-950322503870806222?l=deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com/feeds/950322503870806222/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6111575486139193539&amp;postID=950322503870806222' 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dead and school's starting. double bam&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6111575486139193539-1374617675030671583?l=deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com/feeds/1374617675030671583/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6111575486139193539&amp;postID=1374617675030671583' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6111575486139193539/posts/default/1374617675030671583'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6111575486139193539/posts/default/1374617675030671583'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' 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The attempt to extend holidays for another week is really dumb dead funny, and you can see many desperate attempts to actually convince MOE to extend school holidays. I say that likelihood of it happening is actually close to zero, and of course i m right&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.channelnewsasia.com/stories/singaporelocalnews/view/437803/1/.html"&gt;Schools to re-open as scheduled despite H1N1 situation&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Okay, its time to stop dreaming and start doing holiday homework, people.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6111575486139193539-475773615894055213?l=deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com/feeds/475773615894055213/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6111575486139193539&amp;postID=475773615894055213' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6111575486139193539/posts/default/475773615894055213'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6111575486139193539/posts/default/475773615894055213'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com/2009/06/yes-yes-ya-ya-whatever.html' title=''/><author><name>Jasonoxynol</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09382339075948238960</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6111575486139193539.post-7824696775556533896</id><published>2009-06-21T16:30:00.002+08:00</published><updated>2009-06-21T16:30:50.264+08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>ARGHHH ! all the proliferation, is making really mad for not getting any&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6111575486139193539-7824696775556533896?l=deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com/feeds/7824696775556533896/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6111575486139193539&amp;postID=7824696775556533896' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6111575486139193539/posts/default/7824696775556533896'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6111575486139193539/posts/default/7824696775556533896'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com/2009/06/arghhh-all-proliferation-is-making.html' title=''/><author><name>Jasonoxynol</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09382339075948238960</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6111575486139193539.post-7690577371915932167</id><published>2009-06-19T17:01:00.001+08:00</published><updated>2009-06-19T17:02:13.534+08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;i&gt;I cdn'uolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg: the phaonmneel pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rseearch taem at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Such a cdonition is arppoiatrely cllaed Typoglycemia :)- Mbaye taht's why FCUK T-srihts are so cmoomn?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;NO SHIT MAN, but there are no such research though.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6111575486139193539-7690577371915932167?l=deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com/feeds/7690577371915932167/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6111575486139193539&amp;postID=7690577371915932167' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6111575486139193539/posts/default/7690577371915932167'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6111575486139193539/posts/default/7690577371915932167'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com/2009/06/i-cdnuolt-blveiee-taht-i-cluod-aulaclty.html' title=''/><author><name>Jasonoxynol</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09382339075948238960</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6111575486139193539.post-7001654028081718225</id><published>2009-06-19T16:31:00.001+08:00</published><updated>2009-06-19T16:31:53.506+08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>You can check out anytime you like, but you can never leave.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6111575486139193539-7001654028081718225?l=deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com/feeds/7001654028081718225/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6111575486139193539&amp;postID=7001654028081718225' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6111575486139193539/posts/default/7001654028081718225'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6111575486139193539/posts/default/7001654028081718225'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com/2009/06/you-can-check-out-anytime-you-like-but.html' title=''/><author><name>Jasonoxynol</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09382339075948238960</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6111575486139193539.post-1063907833020540789</id><published>2009-06-19T00:09:00.001+08:00</published><updated>2009-06-19T00:13:41.796+08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_WQsxNgn8z_Q/Sjpnf1FORzI/AAAAAAAAAak/PIc2rCTZDTE/s1600-h/Kurofood.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_WQsxNgn8z_Q/Sjpnf1FORzI/AAAAAAAAAak/PIc2rCTZDTE/s320/Kurofood.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5348701303978477362" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Dog found guilty of smuggling doggy snacks into room.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6111575486139193539-1063907833020540789?l=deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com/feeds/1063907833020540789/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6111575486139193539&amp;postID=1063907833020540789' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6111575486139193539/posts/default/1063907833020540789'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6111575486139193539/posts/default/1063907833020540789'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com/2009/06/dog-found-guilty-of-smuggling-doggy.html' title=''/><author><name>Jasonoxynol</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09382339075948238960</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_WQsxNgn8z_Q/Sjpnf1FORzI/AAAAAAAAAak/PIc2rCTZDTE/s72-c/Kurofood.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6111575486139193539.post-5411676036308281778</id><published>2009-06-18T16:51:00.009+08:00</published><updated>2009-06-18T17:19:45.615+08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>You will get progressively stupid with everyday for trying your best and not obtaining results.&lt;br /&gt;There is something fucking ironic about wanting to engage with someone but waiting for them to engage you.&lt;br /&gt;Anyway, even if the wait and anxiety is killing, it is will not be making a total dork out of you.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Of course, a total dork will become nicey wisey, act with totally no conviction, showering gifts and praises, trying his best to impress and worse of all, the motives masked by all the facade are obvious, pretty much like reading through a glass plane. Patterns displayer.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;That's probably more like a bribe and transcation which the dork wouldn't be able to understand why he failed.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Bad is the month, so predatorial activities would turn out bad for future. That means for this month it's time to relax sit back and take chill pills, and no thai disco.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6111575486139193539-5411676036308281778?l=deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com/feeds/5411676036308281778/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6111575486139193539&amp;postID=5411676036308281778' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6111575486139193539/posts/default/5411676036308281778'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6111575486139193539/posts/default/5411676036308281778'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com/2009/06/you-will-get-progressively-stupid-with.html' title=''/><author><name>Jasonoxynol</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09382339075948238960</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6111575486139193539.post-6071086205658025792</id><published>2009-06-18T16:44:00.004+08:00</published><updated>2009-06-18T16:49:43.077+08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>Part of the plan, part A is telling you to stop indulging in self ego boosting activities like hitting on young girls and ellozing. Part B tells you to continue your profitable ventures like overspending so that you will appear rich and attract richer woman to get them to get what you want.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;That's part of the plan, fail plan that is.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6111575486139193539-6071086205658025792?l=deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com/feeds/6071086205658025792/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6111575486139193539&amp;postID=6071086205658025792' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6111575486139193539/posts/default/6071086205658025792'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6111575486139193539/posts/default/6071086205658025792'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com/2009/06/part-of-plan-part-is-telling-you-to.html' title=''/><author><name>Jasonoxynol</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09382339075948238960</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6111575486139193539.post-2940039068969323491</id><published>2009-06-17T04:08:00.004+08:00</published><updated>2009-06-17T04:17:13.481+08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>The chokehold by the enstrangled. unforgiven unrequited, drowned in intoxicating sickness. Struggles to keep awake and sober, fighting off the swarming demons with paper knives, till morning shine arrives. All of the none, single times he tried to save, had all survived.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6111575486139193539-2940039068969323491?l=deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com/feeds/2940039068969323491/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6111575486139193539&amp;postID=2940039068969323491' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6111575486139193539/posts/default/2940039068969323491'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6111575486139193539/posts/default/2940039068969323491'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com/2009/06/chokehold-by-enstrangled.html' title=''/><author><name>Jasonoxynol</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09382339075948238960</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6111575486139193539.post-6405596754222301807</id><published>2009-06-16T16:41:00.002+08:00</published><updated>2009-06-16T16:43:41.478+08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>Fretless zither plays, rolling drums, button springs jazzy saxophone and hot cup of cold coffee stuck on the little black mess.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6111575486139193539-6405596754222301807?l=deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com' alt='' 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src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6111575486139193539.post-7343485864492223985</id><published>2009-06-12T14:02:00.003+08:00</published><updated>2009-06-12T14:11:19.760+08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>tournament is good, it's better to see 1 v 5 suck out;it's like a slaughter&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It is kinda stupid to let everyone see that you are a wild child&lt;br /&gt;and aint fucking clever to go around acting as a wild child.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;yea yea, going around giving knows about your intellect is not an intellectual&lt;br /&gt;It's giving plentiful tells and you don't want everyone to read you like a book,worse a comic.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6111575486139193539-7343485864492223985?l=deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com' alt='' 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src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6111575486139193539.post-5237830606357692059</id><published>2009-06-09T00:46:00.002+08:00</published><updated>2009-06-12T14:13:38.546+08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>Wtf rocket aces got cracked twice in a row. Facebook poker is bullshit worse than full tilt.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;After all these bad beats, it's hard to demonstrate higher value to study&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6111575486139193539-5237830606357692059?l=deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com/feeds/5237830606357692059/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6111575486139193539&amp;postID=5237830606357692059' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6111575486139193539/posts/default/5237830606357692059'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6111575486139193539/posts/default/5237830606357692059'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com/2009/06/wtf-pocket-aces-got-cracked-twice-in.html' title=''/><author><name>Jasonoxynol</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09382339075948238960</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6111575486139193539.post-8916838990865571242</id><published>2009-06-08T19:39:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2009-06-08T19:40:24.911+08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>You empathy for the hurt and weak is attractive.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6111575486139193539-8916838990865571242?l=deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com/feeds/8916838990865571242/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6111575486139193539&amp;postID=8916838990865571242' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6111575486139193539/posts/default/8916838990865571242'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6111575486139193539/posts/default/8916838990865571242'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com/2009/06/you-empathy-for-hurt-and-weak-is.html' title=''/><author><name>Jasonoxynol</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09382339075948238960</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6111575486139193539.post-8607349177919968393</id><published>2009-06-08T13:18:00.002+08:00</published><updated>2009-06-08T13:23:02.237+08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>Seriously, someone needs to destroy facebook. It is making everyone dumb; all the delayed messages &amp;amp; replies are not making any sense at fucking all.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6111575486139193539-8607349177919968393?l=deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com/feeds/8607349177919968393/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6111575486139193539&amp;postID=8607349177919968393' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6111575486139193539/posts/default/8607349177919968393'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6111575486139193539/posts/default/8607349177919968393'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com/2009/06/seriously-someone-needs-to-destroy.html' title=''/><author><name>Jasonoxynol</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09382339075948238960</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6111575486139193539.post-7167848475994109993</id><published>2009-06-07T15:58:00.002+08:00</published><updated>2009-06-07T16:00:59.935+08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skitching"&gt;Skitching&lt;/a&gt; is mad and totally cool. That's a bloody attempt to save some money from gasoline.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6111575486139193539-7167848475994109993?l=deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com/feeds/7167848475994109993/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6111575486139193539&amp;postID=7167848475994109993' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6111575486139193539/posts/default/7167848475994109993'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6111575486139193539/posts/default/7167848475994109993'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com/2009/06/skitching-is-mad-and-totally-cool.html' title=''/><author><name>Jasonoxynol</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09382339075948238960</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6111575486139193539.post-5629267501693812341</id><published>2009-06-06T22:19:00.005+08:00</published><updated>2009-06-07T00:17:17.693+08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>When you are bleeding ideas, its best you open up your brain capsule and pour all the shit out and start making new ones. Hence you start with something not coherent at all.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I am constantly plagued by anti-ideal thoughts and it doesn't get better. Why would anyone live with only semi-luxurious lifestyle. How would anyone be contented with senseless shots of emotions that feeds off everything from our brain such that it retards any forms of intellectual processing.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Okay, i am very unhappy with these people who doesn't think and yet they are all pissed on with "eternal" elation and bliss. It just doesn't get any better with the idea that you too, can achieve such bliss and peace by giving up your hunger.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Hunger for what you may say, but it's just hunger; it is more that hunger for knowledge, hunger for power, hunger for emotions. It is an entity of hunger on its own. Hunger for all is still hunger&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The hunger plagues you with all the idea of achieving premium satisfaction such that it is harder to settle anything less than a premium idea of satisfaction.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And the idea of giving in because of all the shit you've been seeing, is a mirage; no one gets to enjoy anything at all. Giving in doesn't mean you get pissed with all bliss and showered by happiness. Giving in means you will become nothing because everything you stood for previously had come to naught; conviction is everything and only real. So in this case, it's probably good to stay convinced. Like now, i am probably self-convincing. You need to convince yourself once a while to stay convinced.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Being unhappy is one thing. Making yourself unhappy is another, and there are plenty of no good reasons to do it. Melancholy is walking in an ice cave, it's crystalline and dull and cold. There are plenty of people who find themselves always stranded on this cold island, and plenty of people rowed themselves to melancholia with intention of escaping melancholy. Ironic isn't it ?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;of course, when you decide that it is time you embrace your disabilities, that will be the time you will be able to overcome them. So instead of feeling unhappy about unthinkers achieving euphoria earlier than you, why not feel happy.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6111575486139193539-5629267501693812341?l=deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com/feeds/5629267501693812341/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6111575486139193539&amp;postID=5629267501693812341' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6111575486139193539/posts/default/5629267501693812341'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6111575486139193539/posts/default/5629267501693812341'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com/2009/06/when-you-are-bleeding-ideas-its-best.html' title=''/><author><name>Jasonoxynol</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09382339075948238960</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6111575486139193539.post-9137578965322677085</id><published>2009-06-06T16:23:00.001+08:00</published><updated>2009-06-06T16:25:48.339+08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>Scatman marks the end.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/--I1v8K9zxw&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/--I1v8K9zxw&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;i can't get the original video, but this will do. The music makes more impact.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6111575486139193539-9137578965322677085?l=deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com/feeds/9137578965322677085/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6111575486139193539&amp;postID=9137578965322677085' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6111575486139193539/posts/default/9137578965322677085'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6111575486139193539/posts/default/9137578965322677085'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com/2009/06/scatman-marks-end.html' title=''/><author><name>Jasonoxynol</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09382339075948238960</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6111575486139193539.post-7879423933976880111</id><published>2009-06-06T07:18:00.001+08:00</published><updated>2009-06-06T07:18:43.267+08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>Interesting people, all the reads and tells and confusion.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6111575486139193539-7879423933976880111?l=deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com/feeds/7879423933976880111/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6111575486139193539&amp;postID=7879423933976880111' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6111575486139193539/posts/default/7879423933976880111'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6111575486139193539/posts/default/7879423933976880111'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com/2009/06/interesting-people-all-reads-and-tells.html' title=''/><author><name>Jasonoxynol</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09382339075948238960</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6111575486139193539.post-3812329260195692603</id><published>2009-06-05T15:28:00.001+08:00</published><updated>2009-06-05T15:29:15.785+08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>Dominatrix dangerous, kills with no flicking expression.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6111575486139193539-3812329260195692603?l=deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com/feeds/3812329260195692603/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6111575486139193539&amp;postID=3812329260195692603' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' 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src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_WQsxNgn8z_Q/SifgATWQdLI/AAAAAAAAAac/lPnff3KX3sA/s320/ms_word.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5343485778696631474" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="file:///C:/DOCUME%7E1/J-A-S-%7E1/LOCALS%7E1/Temp/moz-screenshot.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Yes it write letterz n shit, yo. Word.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6111575486139193539-7300381802644362873?l=deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com/feeds/7300381802644362873/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6111575486139193539&amp;postID=7300381802644362873' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6111575486139193539/posts/default/7300381802644362873'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6111575486139193539/posts/default/7300381802644362873'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com/2009/06/not-to-forget-about-this-picture.html' title=''/><author><name>Jasonoxynol</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09382339075948238960</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_WQsxNgn8z_Q/SifgATWQdLI/AAAAAAAAAac/lPnff3KX3sA/s72-c/ms_word.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6111575486139193539.post-8234847583740445240</id><published>2009-06-04T22:45:00.002+08:00</published><updated>2009-06-04T22:49:21.545+08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>Hooks....&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;dum double di da dum eh double di double dum double di da dum.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Yes, your lips like sugar, your lips like sugar&lt;br /&gt;the candy got me sprung, the candy got me sprung&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Very hooked.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It's Flo Rida's Sugar by the way.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6111575486139193539-8234847583740445240?l=deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com/feeds/8234847583740445240/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6111575486139193539&amp;postID=8234847583740445240' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6111575486139193539/posts/default/8234847583740445240'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6111575486139193539/posts/default/8234847583740445240'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com/2009/06/hooks.html' title=''/><author><name>Jasonoxynol</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09382339075948238960</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6111575486139193539.post-1738816745058089486</id><published>2009-06-04T19:03:00.001+08:00</published><updated>2009-06-04T19:03:28.360+08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>Lets solo flying aces.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6111575486139193539-1738816745058089486?l=deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com/feeds/1738816745058089486/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' 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src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6111575486139193539.post-8544181112677148095</id><published>2009-06-03T21:44:00.004+08:00</published><updated>2009-06-03T22:19:44.834+08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>I've been reading some of the works of the best poker players and i couldn't have guess so much or find it out for myself about the thoughts of those geniuses.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;They mentioned something about being subtle is bad at times.&lt;br /&gt;You can't be too subtle about anything, subtlety or slow playing you way to death.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Then i realise that all these while i might have been slow playing myself to nowhere. Inside outside the poker table. Situations are uncannily alike.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;That's a grave mistake; eventually all the slow playing which i thought would be fun gets me nowhere.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So there you go tell yourself, no one is worth the time. Beauty queen, fading moon is fine but slow playing loses her and you tell yourself it aint worth for the back reeling.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Actually, i don't know the answer,but aren't we all chasing for the aces or the draw ?&lt;br /&gt;Why too much for you to even make a call ?&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6111575486139193539-8544181112677148095?l=deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com/feeds/8544181112677148095/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6111575486139193539&amp;postID=8544181112677148095' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6111575486139193539/posts/default/8544181112677148095'/><link rel='self' 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/&gt;from watching the principal's rally, and yes it's a rally addressing the whole cohort.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Well, if anyone were to say that he is actually a genius, i request that person to reconsider living if there are no sarcasm intended.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6111575486139193539-3088111180671321490?l=deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com/feeds/3088111180671321490/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6111575486139193539&amp;postID=3088111180671321490' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6111575486139193539/posts/default/3088111180671321490'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6111575486139193539/posts/default/3088111180671321490'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com/2009/06/yes-yes-people-never-fails-to-amuse-me.html' title=''/><author><name>Jasonoxynol</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09382339075948238960</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6111575486139193539.post-5348523771295385857</id><published>2009-06-01T18:52:00.001+08:00</published><updated>2009-06-01T18:54:49.007+08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>If you having trouble with the high school head&lt;br /&gt;He's giving you the blues.&lt;br /&gt;You wanna graduate but not this bed&lt;br /&gt;Here's what you do&lt;br /&gt;Pick up the phone, i'm always on&lt;br /&gt;call me anytime : three-six-two-four-three-six&lt;br /&gt;I LEAD A LIFE OF CRIME !&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6111575486139193539-5348523771295385857?l=deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com/feeds/5348523771295385857/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6111575486139193539&amp;postID=5348523771295385857' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6111575486139193539/posts/default/5348523771295385857'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6111575486139193539/posts/default/5348523771295385857'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com/2009/06/if-you-having-trouble-with-high-school.html' title=''/><author><name>Jasonoxynol</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09382339075948238960</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6111575486139193539.post-4393125700452485084</id><published>2009-05-31T19:38:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2009-05-31T19:39:33.172+08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>Yes yes, you are the prized princess.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6111575486139193539-4393125700452485084?l=deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com/feeds/4393125700452485084/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6111575486139193539&amp;postID=4393125700452485084' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6111575486139193539/posts/default/4393125700452485084'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6111575486139193539/posts/default/4393125700452485084'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com/2009/05/yes-yes-you-are-prized-princess.html' title=''/><author><name>Jasonoxynol</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09382339075948238960</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6111575486139193539.post-7125351160029991299</id><published>2009-05-30T14:48:00.002+08:00</published><updated>2009-05-30T14:54:28.446+08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>We can't go on like this forever&lt;br /&gt;endless days and times of semi bluffings&lt;br /&gt;numerous occasions of giving out fake tells&lt;br /&gt;and when you really give the bluffs&lt;br /&gt;you can't expect me to call it&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;yes man, how is it going to be worth my time.&lt;br /&gt;we're constantly dreaming icy dreams about timeless rendezvous with beauty queens&lt;br /&gt;But somehow they just aint worth the time.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6111575486139193539-7125351160029991299?l=deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com' alt='' 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src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6111575486139193539.post-9175769891607902335</id><published>2009-05-28T17:58:00.001+08:00</published><updated>2009-05-28T17:58:29.222+08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>Dirty deeds done dirt cheap,&lt;br /&gt;dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6111575486139193539-9175769891607902335?l=deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com/feeds/9175769891607902335/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6111575486139193539&amp;postID=9175769891607902335' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' 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/&gt;and you yourself are nothing so divine, just next in line&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;arm yourself because no one else here would save you&lt;br /&gt;the odds will betray you and i will replace you&lt;br /&gt;you can't deny the prize it may never fulfill you&lt;br /&gt;It longs to kill you, are you willing to die ?&lt;br /&gt;the coldest blood runs through my veins&lt;br /&gt;you know my name&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6111575486139193539-1895395044134335496?l=deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com/feeds/1895395044134335496/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6111575486139193539&amp;postID=1895395044134335496' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6111575486139193539/posts/default/1895395044134335496'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6111575486139193539/posts/default/1895395044134335496'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com/2009/05/ive-seen-angels-fall-from-blinding.html' title=''/><author><name>Jasonoxynol</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09382339075948238960</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6111575486139193539.post-1228783151621882064</id><published>2009-05-27T12:49:00.001+08:00</published><updated>2009-05-27T12:51:29.495+08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>Wolves, elephants, sharks, hyenas, zebras&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;World is animal kingdom&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6111575486139193539-1228783151621882064?l=deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com/feeds/1228783151621882064/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6111575486139193539&amp;postID=1228783151621882064' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6111575486139193539/posts/default/1228783151621882064'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6111575486139193539/posts/default/1228783151621882064'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com/2009/05/wolves-elephants-sharks-hyenas-zebras.html' title=''/><author><name>Jasonoxynol</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09382339075948238960</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6111575486139193539.post-5359675193414246305</id><published>2009-05-23T02:58:00.004+08:00</published><updated>2009-05-23T03:05:06.004+08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>Its a fucking painful experience, suck out clean cleared botak nabei cheebye. I m ON TILT and when you realise you are, you were.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Getting to the point, general statement is you are a fucking pussboy if you tell on dudes to get trust. weeeeeeaakkkkk.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;and i need to fucking generate inspiring philosophical ideas.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Calmister dupree had made da shit statement for today, "It's a never ending rat race ".&lt;br /&gt;It just blows my fucking puny little brains out.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6111575486139193539-5359675193414246305?l=deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com/feeds/5359675193414246305/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6111575486139193539&amp;postID=5359675193414246305' title='0 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and mouse is so thrilling such that the suspense and thrill is fucking killing me.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6111575486139193539-9048154041322045231?l=deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com/feeds/9048154041322045231/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6111575486139193539&amp;postID=9048154041322045231' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6111575486139193539/posts/default/9048154041322045231'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6111575486139193539/posts/default/9048154041322045231'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com/2009/05/fucking-game-of-cat-and-mouse-is-so.html' title=''/><author><name>Jasonoxynol</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09382339075948238960</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6111575486139193539.post-4384442689280030958</id><published>2009-05-21T20:27:00.001+08:00</published><updated>2009-05-21T20:27:56.626+08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>Dear, gravity is holding me down in this starless city&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6111575486139193539-4384442689280030958?l=deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com/feeds/4384442689280030958/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6111575486139193539&amp;postID=4384442689280030958' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6111575486139193539/posts/default/4384442689280030958'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6111575486139193539/posts/default/4384442689280030958'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com/2009/05/dear-gravity-is-holding-me-down-in-this.html' title=''/><author><name>Jasonoxynol</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09382339075948238960</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6111575486139193539.post-5512296907299413629</id><published>2009-05-20T16:45:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2009-05-20T16:46:16.586+08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>She is tapping out.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6111575486139193539-5512296907299413629?l=deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com/feeds/5512296907299413629/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6111575486139193539&amp;postID=5512296907299413629' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6111575486139193539/posts/default/5512296907299413629'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6111575486139193539/posts/default/5512296907299413629'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com/2009/05/she-is-tapping-out.html' title=''/><author><name>Jasonoxynol</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09382339075948238960</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6111575486139193539.post-6996581685640255566</id><published>2009-05-20T00:50:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2009-05-20T00:51:25.052+08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>We are so miserable and stunning.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6111575486139193539-6996581685640255566?l=deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com/feeds/6996581685640255566/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6111575486139193539&amp;postID=6996581685640255566' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6111575486139193539/posts/default/6996581685640255566'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6111575486139193539/posts/default/6996581685640255566'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com/2009/05/we-are-so-miserable-and-stunning.html' title=''/><author><name>Jasonoxynol</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09382339075948238960</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6111575486139193539.post-1679720681266758579</id><published>2009-05-18T19:38:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2009-05-18T19:39:34.905+08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>HO HO HO, When you are on tilt, you all in with a deuce 7.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6111575486139193539-1679720681266758579?l=deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com/feeds/1679720681266758579/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6111575486139193539&amp;postID=1679720681266758579' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6111575486139193539/posts/default/1679720681266758579'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6111575486139193539/posts/default/1679720681266758579'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com/2009/05/ho-ho-ho-when-you-are-on-tilt-you-all.html' title=''/><author><name>Jasonoxynol</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09382339075948238960</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6111575486139193539.post-1207618867588183615</id><published>2009-05-17T12:21:00.005+08:00</published><updated>2009-05-17T13:06:36.291+08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>All these bad beats in the month are not tallying with whatever lilian too said. Basically, the whole month is fucked already because whatever is left is being occupied with bloody fuck exams.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Yes, i m sorry for the lack of content in recent posts; much of them are copy and paste lyrics or typed out excerpts from whatever is left hanging around in my head. All creativity and observatory senses are either being used to generate massively queer topics to engage this crazy girl in class or to catch bluffs and spot tells.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I did learn that if you are building a tower out of cards, the last thing you wanna do is to tell anyone. They fucking mess shit up for you. You'll probably get something like "hey, i was helping you !" Okay, anything more i would probably sound like a victim of circumstances like anyone else.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ironically, the card tower would eventually come tumbling down. well well&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6111575486139193539-1207618867588183615?l=deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com/feeds/1207618867588183615/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6111575486139193539&amp;postID=1207618867588183615' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6111575486139193539/posts/default/1207618867588183615'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6111575486139193539/posts/default/1207618867588183615'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com/2009/05/all-these-bad-beats-in-month-not.html' title=''/><author><name>Jasonoxynol</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09382339075948238960</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6111575486139193539.post-797567541352296226</id><published>2009-05-14T00:18:00.001+08:00</published><updated>2009-05-14T00:18:18.366+08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>Cockblocked&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6111575486139193539-797567541352296226?l=deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com/feeds/797567541352296226/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6111575486139193539&amp;postID=797567541352296226' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6111575486139193539/posts/default/797567541352296226'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6111575486139193539/posts/default/797567541352296226'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com/2009/05/cockblocked.html' title=''/><author><name>Jasonoxynol</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09382339075948238960</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6111575486139193539.post-5106547349734247051</id><published>2009-05-13T02:16:00.001+08:00</published><updated>2009-05-13T02:18:10.560+08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>So where are all those troubles ?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Called.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6111575486139193539-5106547349734247051?l=deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com/feeds/5106547349734247051/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6111575486139193539&amp;postID=5106547349734247051' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6111575486139193539/posts/default/5106547349734247051'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6111575486139193539/posts/default/5106547349734247051'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com/2009/05/so-where-are-all-those-troubles-called.html' title=''/><author><name>Jasonoxynol</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09382339075948238960</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6111575486139193539.post-3455719994159654769</id><published>2009-05-13T01:15:00.001+08:00</published><updated>2009-05-13T01:22:25.858+08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>Rampant Elephant is on the looz. Smells like trouble but is it really trouble ?&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6111575486139193539-3455719994159654769?l=deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com/feeds/3455719994159654769/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6111575486139193539&amp;postID=3455719994159654769' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6111575486139193539/posts/default/3455719994159654769'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6111575486139193539/posts/default/3455719994159654769'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com/2009/05/rampant-elephant-is-on-looz.html' title=''/><author><name>Jasonoxynol</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09382339075948238960</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6111575486139193539.post-2673491672618301533</id><published>2009-05-12T22:53:00.003+08:00</published><updated>2009-05-12T22:54:25.295+08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>Annie are you okay ?&lt;br /&gt;are you okay annie ?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You've been hit by, you've been struck by&lt;br /&gt;a smooth criminal.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6111575486139193539-2673491672618301533?l=deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com' alt='' 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src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6111575486139193539.post-5289808544206130588</id><published>2009-05-12T22:06:00.002+08:00</published><updated>2009-05-12T22:15:55.412+08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>I can make your heart slow&lt;br /&gt;I can feel your weathered thoughts&lt;br /&gt;We're just starting off, and i can turn into what i like&lt;br /&gt;your pupils roll like big dice&lt;br /&gt;expression on your face change faster than shuffling cards&lt;br /&gt;You're the mess of myself.&lt;br /&gt;You're classic like a little black dress&lt;br /&gt;You're the faded moon stuck onto the massive black gas&lt;br /&gt;so you'll be faded soon into the little black mess.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6111575486139193539-5289808544206130588?l=deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com' 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src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6111575486139193539.post-3273725629453728996</id><published>2009-05-11T19:13:00.003+08:00</published><updated>2009-05-11T19:20:14.972+08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>Where are you ? and i'm so sorry&lt;br /&gt;i cannot sleep, i cannot dream tonight&lt;br /&gt;I need somebody and always,&lt;br /&gt;these six strange darkness comes creeping round&lt;br /&gt;and haunting everytime.&lt;br /&gt;And as i stared i counted, webs of all the spiders&lt;br /&gt;catching things and eating their insides&lt;br /&gt;like indecision to call you,&lt;br /&gt;and hear your voice of treason&lt;br /&gt;so would you come back home&lt;br /&gt;and stop this pain tonight and stop this pain tonight ?&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6111575486139193539-3273725629453728996?l=deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com/feeds/3273725629453728996/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6111575486139193539&amp;postID=3273725629453728996' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6111575486139193539/posts/default/3273725629453728996'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6111575486139193539/posts/default/3273725629453728996'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com/2009/05/where-are-you-and-im-so-sorry-i-cannot.html' title=''/><author><name>Jasonoxynol</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09382339075948238960</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6111575486139193539.post-556167476728714245</id><published>2009-05-11T19:09:00.002+08:00</published><updated>2009-05-11T19:12:47.115+08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>Hello there, the angel from my nightmare&lt;br /&gt;the shadow in the background of the morgue&lt;br /&gt;the unsuspecting victim of darkness in the valley&lt;br /&gt;we can live like jack and sally if you want&lt;br /&gt;where you can always find me&lt;br /&gt;We'll have Halloween on Christmas&lt;br /&gt;and in the night we wish it never ends&lt;br /&gt;we wish it never ends.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6111575486139193539-556167476728714245?l=deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com/feeds/556167476728714245/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6111575486139193539&amp;postID=556167476728714245' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6111575486139193539/posts/default/556167476728714245'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6111575486139193539/posts/default/556167476728714245'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com/2009/05/hello-there-angel-from-my-nightmare.html' title=''/><author><name>Jasonoxynol</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09382339075948238960</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6111575486139193539.post-6634213489867769880</id><published>2009-05-11T00:10:00.003+08:00</published><updated>2009-05-11T00:20:27.540+08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>You know you drive me up the wall&lt;br /&gt;the way you make good of all the nasty tricks you pull.&lt;br /&gt;Seems that we are making up more than making love&lt;br /&gt;it always seems that you've got someone else up in your mind&lt;br /&gt;other than me&lt;br /&gt;Girl, you gotta change you crazy ways you hear me ?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;That kind of lovin' turns a man to a slave,&lt;br /&gt;that kind of lovin' sends a man right to his grave&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6111575486139193539-6634213489867769880?l=deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com/feeds/6634213489867769880/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6111575486139193539&amp;postID=6634213489867769880' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6111575486139193539/posts/default/6634213489867769880'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6111575486139193539/posts/default/6634213489867769880'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com/2009/05/you-know-you-drive-me-up-wall-way-you.html' title=''/><author><name>Jasonoxynol</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09382339075948238960</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6111575486139193539.post-195587913003651359</id><published>2009-05-10T23:47:00.001+08:00</published><updated>2009-05-10T23:47:51.516+08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>Can't read my, no you can't read my poker face.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6111575486139193539-195587913003651359?l=deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com/feeds/195587913003651359/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6111575486139193539&amp;postID=195587913003651359' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6111575486139193539/posts/default/195587913003651359'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6111575486139193539/posts/default/195587913003651359'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com/2009/05/cant-read-my-no-you-cant-read-my-poker.html' title=''/><author><name>Jasonoxynol</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09382339075948238960</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6111575486139193539.post-15273673814496482</id><published>2009-05-09T19:16:00.001+08:00</published><updated>2009-05-09T19:19:20.305+08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>The only way to stick it to the man is through Rock n Roll. -Jack Black&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6111575486139193539-15273673814496482?l=deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com/feeds/15273673814496482/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6111575486139193539&amp;postID=15273673814496482' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6111575486139193539/posts/default/15273673814496482'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6111575486139193539/posts/default/15273673814496482'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com/2009/05/only-way-to-stick-it-to-man-is-through.html' title=''/><author><name>Jasonoxynol</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09382339075948238960</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6111575486139193539.post-8623005720949660398</id><published>2009-05-09T16:40:00.002+08:00</published><updated>2009-05-09T16:41:54.882+08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>The drums are four on the floor&lt;br /&gt;she's back to the bedroom for one more&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I want to make you as lonely as me&lt;br /&gt;so you can get addicted to this.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6111575486139193539-8623005720949660398?l=deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com/feeds/8623005720949660398/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6111575486139193539&amp;postID=8623005720949660398' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6111575486139193539/posts/default/8623005720949660398'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6111575486139193539/posts/default/8623005720949660398'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com/2009/05/drums-are-four-on-floor-shes-back-to.html' title=''/><author><name>Jasonoxynol</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09382339075948238960</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6111575486139193539.post-429269097241209357</id><published>2009-05-09T14:25:00.001+08:00</published><updated>2009-05-09T14:25:24.957+08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>She laughed and had a feast the other night&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6111575486139193539-429269097241209357?l=deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' 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Even so, i wouldn't mind being put on a wild chase.&lt;br /&gt;It makes me feel alive.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6111575486139193539-90992871138564833?l=deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com/feeds/90992871138564833/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6111575486139193539&amp;postID=90992871138564833' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6111575486139193539/posts/default/90992871138564833'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6111575486139193539/posts/default/90992871138564833'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' 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/&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Sing with me if it's just for today&lt;br /&gt;maybe tomorrow the good lord will take you away.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;They gathered for the feast&lt;br /&gt;They stab it with their steely knives&lt;br /&gt;But they just can't kill the beast.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;There was voices down the corridor&lt;br /&gt;I thought i heard them say&lt;br /&gt;Welcome to the Hotel California&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;No Stop signs, speed limits&lt;br /&gt;Nobody's gonna slow me down&lt;br /&gt;Like a wheel, gonna spin it.&lt;br /&gt;Nobody's gonna mess me around&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I'm on the Highway to hell&lt;br /&gt;All the way down.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;She's got the eyes of the bluest skies&lt;br /&gt;and if they thought of rain&lt;br /&gt;I hate to look into those eyes and see an ounce of pain.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;She's got a smile that it seems to me,&lt;br /&gt;reminds me of childhood memories&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;What if i say i'm not like the others&lt;br /&gt;What if i say i'm not just another one of your plays&lt;br /&gt;You're the Pretender&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The need you buried deep&lt;br /&gt;The secrets that you keep are at the ready&lt;br /&gt;Are you ready ?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Spinning infinity, the wheel is spinning me&lt;br /&gt;It's never ending, never ending&lt;br /&gt;same old story&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;What if I wanted to break&lt;br /&gt;Laugh it all off in your face&lt;br /&gt;What would you do?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Come break me down&lt;br /&gt;Marry me, bury me&lt;br /&gt;I am finished with you&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Last night a little dancer came dancing to my world&lt;br /&gt;Last night a little angel came pumping on the floor&lt;br /&gt;She say come baby she got license to love&lt;br /&gt;Then when it expires&lt;br /&gt;Rain hell from above&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In the midnight hour, she cried more, more, more&lt;br /&gt;With a rebel yell, she cried more, more, more&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I'll be there when your heart stops beating&lt;br /&gt;I'll be there when your last breathe's taken away&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Tune it up, i don't wanna go home&lt;br /&gt;I only wanna be part of your breakdown&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;She got caught by 4 on the floor&lt;br /&gt;It picked her up and she'll never get let down&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;She said it all without a thought in her head&lt;br /&gt;She said it all when she's pressed up against me&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Which direction we should go ?&lt;br /&gt;Sit around and wait for someone to take your hand and lead the way&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Cause everyday we're getting older&lt;br /&gt;and everday we're getting colder&lt;br /&gt;We're sick of waiting for our answers&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I wanna hold em like they do in Texas play&lt;br /&gt;Fold em let them hit me raise it baby stay with me, I love it&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Can't read mine, can't read mine, no he can't read my pokerface&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Hey, don't write yourself off yet&lt;br /&gt;It's only in your head you feel left out, or look down on&lt;br /&gt;Just try your best, try everything you can&lt;br /&gt;and don't you worry bout what they themselves when you're away.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It just take some time, little girl you're in the middle of the ride&lt;br /&gt;everything and everything will be just fine&lt;br /&gt;everything and everything will be alright.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I'm gonna fight them all&lt;br /&gt;A Seven Nation Army couldn't hold me back&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;They've gotta rip it off,&lt;br /&gt;takin' their time right behind my back&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Going back to the corner where i first saw you&lt;br /&gt;gonna camp in my sleeping bag not gonna move&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Some try to hand me money but they don't understand&lt;br /&gt;I'm not broke, i just a broken-hearted man.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I walked across, an empty land&lt;br /&gt;I knew the pathway like the back of my hand&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I felt the earth, beneath my feet&lt;br /&gt;Sat by the river and it made me complete&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Oh, simple thing, where have you gone?&lt;br /&gt;I'm getting old and I need something to rely on&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So tell me when, you're gonna let me in&lt;br /&gt;I'm getting tired and I need somewhere to begin.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This could be the end of everything&lt;br /&gt;So why don't we go, somewhere only we know&lt;br /&gt;Somewhere only we know.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I could stay awake just to hear you breathing&lt;br /&gt;Watch you smile while you are sleeping&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;While you are far away dreaming&lt;br /&gt;I could spend my life in this sweet surrender&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I could stay lost in this moment forever&lt;br /&gt;Every moment spent with you is a moment I treasure&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Cause I'd miss you baby&lt;br /&gt;And I don't want to miss a thing&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Then I kiss your eyes&lt;br /&gt;And thank God were together&lt;br /&gt;I just want to stay with you in this moment forever&lt;br /&gt;Forever and ever&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Love hurts&lt;br /&gt;But sometimes it's a good hurt&lt;br /&gt;and it feels like i'm alive&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Love sings&lt;br /&gt;when it transcends the bad things&lt;br /&gt;Have a heart and try me&lt;br /&gt;cause without love i won't survive&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Talk to me softly&lt;br /&gt;There is something in your eyes&lt;br /&gt;Don't hang your head in sorrow&lt;br /&gt;And please don't cry&lt;br /&gt;I know how you feel inside I've&lt;br /&gt;I've been there before&lt;br /&gt;Somethin is changin' inside you&lt;br /&gt;And don't you know&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Don't you cry tonight&lt;br /&gt;I still love you baby&lt;br /&gt;Don't you cry tonight&lt;br /&gt;Don't you cry tonight&lt;br /&gt;There's a heaven above you baby&lt;br /&gt;And don't you cry tonight&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' 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couldn't be able to handle it&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6111575486139193539-524401252278530332?l=deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com/feeds/524401252278530332/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6111575486139193539&amp;postID=524401252278530332' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6111575486139193539/posts/default/524401252278530332'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6111575486139193539/posts/default/524401252278530332'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com/2009/04/idea-of-was-there-just-that-weak-hearts.html' title=''/><author><name>Jasonoxynol</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09382339075948238960</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6111575486139193539.post-3791113482939586222</id><published>2009-04-18T10:13:00.002+08:00</published><updated>2009-04-18T10:14:10.126+08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_WQsxNgn8z_Q/Sek3agrL-qI/AAAAAAAAAaM/fomApHPiaxw/s1600-h/9182008100034AM_success.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 268px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_WQsxNgn8z_Q/Sek3agrL-qI/AAAAAAAAAaM/fomApHPiaxw/s320/9182008100034AM_success.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5325848962929523362" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;SUCCESS - Some People Dream of Success, While Other People Live to Crush Those Dreams&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6111575486139193539-3791113482939586222?l=deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com/feeds/3791113482939586222/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6111575486139193539&amp;postID=3791113482939586222' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6111575486139193539/posts/default/3791113482939586222'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6111575486139193539/posts/default/3791113482939586222'/><link 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especially tests with a fucking MC. should had fucking went for the mock spa&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6111575486139193539-8667865864634996069?l=deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com/feeds/8667865864634996069/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6111575486139193539&amp;postID=8667865864634996069' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6111575486139193539/posts/default/8667865864634996069'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6111575486139193539/posts/default/8667865864634996069'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com/2009/04/add-some-fucking-2-4-dnph-to-that.html' title=''/><author><name>Jasonoxynol</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09382339075948238960</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6111575486139193539.post-6939073886188551857</id><published>2009-04-10T23:44:00.002+08:00</published><updated>2009-04-10T23:55:54.822+08:00</updated><title type='text'>10k</title><content type='html'>Whenever i think of having a lot of money, like around 10 thousand dollars, i would always remember some fucking retarded girl in my primary school, found a bundle of 50 dollars notes in the girls toilet and FUCKING return that to the office.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Apparently, some parent of some kid in the school when to the toilet and drop her money that was to use for down payment of some apartment in that area. I think that girl must be suffering mentally every now and then whenever she needs more money about her really warped sense of morals at the point in time.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Okay, lets say i have those fucking 10k. I would probably get myself tonnes of games to play, and you know gameboys and pokemon pratically ruled over every kid during that time and the most likely scenario would be that i spend that fucking 10k on something useless now and i wouldn't even have anything left for now.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;OK IF i had that 10k right now. I would probably, most probably invest it. or maybe use it to buy shit load of stuff that i wish i never had.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;What would you do with 10k. seriously seriously, i would say you would use it to buy stuff that you never wish you had. For that sad soul who lost 10k, i would suggest that he should go die somehow.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6111575486139193539-6939073886188551857?l=deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com/feeds/6939073886188551857/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6111575486139193539&amp;postID=6939073886188551857' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6111575486139193539/posts/default/6939073886188551857'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6111575486139193539/posts/default/6939073886188551857'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com/2009/04/10k.html' title='10k'/><author><name>Jasonoxynol</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09382339075948238960</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6111575486139193539.post-1818230821887327655</id><published>2009-04-07T01:00:00.002+08:00</published><updated>2009-04-07T01:04:03.063+08:00</updated><title type='text'>ZETSUBOU BILLY</title><content type='html'>Okay the thing about japanese songs are totally not cool is a lie. Wait till you see/hear metaaaaal&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/hCGcNoAoq9s&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/hCGcNoAoq9s&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This is so fucking jukey. Probably pawn some shit.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6111575486139193539-1818230821887327655?l=deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com/feeds/1818230821887327655/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6111575486139193539&amp;postID=1818230821887327655' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6111575486139193539/posts/default/1818230821887327655'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6111575486139193539/posts/default/1818230821887327655'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com/2009/04/zetsubou-billy.html' title='ZETSUBOU BILLY'/><author><name>Jasonoxynol</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09382339075948238960</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6111575486139193539.post-3808136267533803710</id><published>2009-04-01T19:03:00.002+08:00</published><updated>2009-04-01T19:03:58.926+08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>The era of the new elloz is here. Bow to mighty ellahz.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6111575486139193539-3808136267533803710?l=deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com/feeds/3808136267533803710/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6111575486139193539&amp;postID=3808136267533803710' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6111575486139193539/posts/default/3808136267533803710'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6111575486139193539/posts/default/3808136267533803710'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com/2009/04/era-of-new-elloz-is-here.html' title=''/><author><name>Jasonoxynol</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09382339075948238960</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6111575486139193539.post-1284756548491347893</id><published>2009-03-31T20:58:00.002+08:00</published><updated>2009-03-31T21:04:53.086+08:00</updated><title type='text'>Monday Tuesday</title><content type='html'>As i walk though the pathway,&lt;br /&gt;it must have been 40 past 3&lt;br /&gt;In front of me, stood a beautiful honey with a beautiful body.&lt;br /&gt;She asked me for the time&lt;br /&gt;I said that it would cost her 8 digit number and a date with me tomorrow night&lt;br /&gt;Did she decline ? No.&lt;br /&gt;Didn't she mind ? I don't think so&lt;br /&gt;Was it for real ? Damn sure&lt;br /&gt;What was the deal ? Pretty girl was in 23&lt;br /&gt;So was she keen ? She couldn't wait&lt;br /&gt;Cinnamon Queen ? Let me update&lt;br /&gt;What did you say ? She said she'd love to rendezvous, she ask me what are we gonna do ?&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6111575486139193539-1284756548491347893?l=deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com/feeds/1284756548491347893/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6111575486139193539&amp;postID=1284756548491347893' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6111575486139193539/posts/default/1284756548491347893'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6111575486139193539/posts/default/1284756548491347893'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com/2009/03/monday-tuesday.html' title='Monday Tuesday'/><author><name>Jasonoxynol</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09382339075948238960</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6111575486139193539.post-4764167790628399768</id><published>2009-03-25T17:34:00.002+08:00</published><updated>2009-03-25T18:06:57.731+08:00</updated><title type='text'>Bluffing</title><content type='html'>How do you deal with bluffs ?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Firstly, detect the bluff.&lt;br /&gt;Secondly, think or pretend to think.&lt;br /&gt;Third, you all in and tell them that you are calling their bluff.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6111575486139193539-4764167790628399768?l=deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com/feeds/4764167790628399768/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6111575486139193539&amp;postID=4764167790628399768' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6111575486139193539/posts/default/4764167790628399768'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6111575486139193539/posts/default/4764167790628399768'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com/2009/03/bluffing.html' title='Bluffing'/><author><name>Jasonoxynol</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09382339075948238960</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6111575486139193539.post-1765720843098396354</id><published>2009-03-20T00:17:00.002+08:00</published><updated>2009-03-20T00:23:11.983+08:00</updated><title type='text'>aXXo</title><content type='html'>If you know who axxo is, you probably had done something illegal already.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;i will copy and paste some excerpts from an article found &lt;a href="http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/films/features/scene-stealer-the-axxo-files-1214699.html"&gt;here&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;This aXXo may be anonymous, but he (or she, or they) is a global brand. His most popular uploads are downloaded illegally by up to a million internet users per week. His files regularly make up more than one-third of all the films trafficked on BitTorrent. Most of them are mainstream multiplex fare – aXXo's recent posts include Mamma Mia!; the Ricky Gervais black comedy Ghost Town; and Bangkok Dangerous and Eagle Eye, thriller vehicles for Nicolas Cage and Shia LaBeouf.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p style="font-style: italic;"&gt;The name aXXo first appeared in November 2005, when he began to post pirated movies to the message board at Darkside_RG. He quickly acquired a reputation for both quality and convenience. All of his films were copied to DVD quality (or near enough for the amateur eye); in a simple format that would play instantly on almost any computer as soon as the download was complete; and handily compressed to emerge at 700Mb, just the right size to fit on a single writeable CD.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="font-style: italic;"&gt;Uploaders generally have a shelf life of a few months before they get bored – or caught – but aXXo persisted. "aXXo guarantees quality," Price explains. "In the piracy world, there's no Film 2008 to tell you which version of a film to download. Instead, the community tells you that aXXo is the guy to look for, because everybody else downloads him. As soon as a DVD rip of a film appears online, people search out aXXo's copy, because they know they're guaranteed a good piracy experience."&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="font-style: italic;"&gt;The question of aXXo's identity is undoubtedly of interest to the authorities, but it's also an abiding obsession for his fans. One Canadian documentary film-maker, for example, is working on a film entitled Searching for aXXo. The blog Torrentfreak.com is devoted to the torrent sharing culture. In March 2007, its creator, a 28-year-old academic from the Netherlands who writes under the pseudonym Ernesto, appeared to have landed a brief but exclusive email interview with the elusive aXXo. His interviewee claimed to be a teenager working alone, a naive but philanthropic soul who believed that, if a good film is out there, "everyone has the right to be entertained by it." The interview was quickly discredited by the ensuing web chatter, and Ernesto, asked today if he thinks his interviewee was a hoaxer or the real deal, replies curtly: "I have no idea." My own request for an email interview with aXXo, left in his Darkside_RG mailbox has gone unanswered.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="font-style: italic;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;You should probably read the whole article if you are interested. aXXo is owning. seriously&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6111575486139193539-1765720843098396354?l=deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com/feeds/1765720843098396354/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6111575486139193539&amp;postID=1765720843098396354' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6111575486139193539/posts/default/1765720843098396354'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6111575486139193539/posts/default/1765720843098396354'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com/2009/03/axxo.html' title='aXXo'/><author><name>Jasonoxynol</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09382339075948238960</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6111575486139193539.post-8864818944095855483</id><published>2009-03-18T00:48:00.002+08:00</published><updated>2009-03-18T00:50:51.816+08:00</updated><title type='text'>libu dibu douchoo</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/cT18LZItBLA&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/cT18LZItBLA&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Okay, first thing to do is to watch and laugh. Then i realize how it takes guts to do whatever she had done. Maybe people are making money out of the mockery, but i don't think she minds.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6111575486139193539-8864818944095855483?l=deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com/feeds/8864818944095855483/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6111575486139193539&amp;postID=8864818944095855483' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6111575486139193539/posts/default/8864818944095855483'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6111575486139193539/posts/default/8864818944095855483'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com/2009/03/libu-dibu-douchoo.html' title='libu dibu douchoo'/><author><name>Jasonoxynol</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09382339075948238960</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6111575486139193539.post-172538031470259781</id><published>2009-03-14T22:49:00.005+08:00</published><updated>2009-03-14T23:17:39.030+08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>The last thing i would want to resort to is to post music video and ctrl-a ctrl-v the whole chunk of wtf lyrics that sometimes doesn't make any sense to anyone but makes a whole world of sense to yourself.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Besides that i wouldn't want to risk my 76% win rate by playing against pubbies frwens gangs while teaming with some kid from some secondary school because they will quit whenever the scene is bad and they do it with reasons like " wah lao cfm loseeee ".&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Other than that, i am actually making articles abstract not to confuse people but rather to encourage thoughts and usage of inference skills.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Of course i wouldn't really mind if the ballet girl actually read this because i think that i would have a better chance with some girl from touch rugby. Ballet is probably a too stuck up job to do and i wouldn't want to risk my new year resolutions of owning the fucking a levels by trying to&lt;br /&gt;impress. Unnecessary.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Personally, i feel like i am getting all messed up with right brain stuff and left brain stuff. I'd probably leave it to you to find out what's what. You see, i would probably be another arty farty poem writing emofag if i am allowed to do my right brain stuff but i say training my left brain, logic thinking is much essential to fucking think of when to call or when to fold in a poker game.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I love poker because it is exciting to even think of all the extra money you could get, which is always not the case because i am a donkey player and i always lose away all my money.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Come to think about it, i realise that you need to be an ace to get your queens. Jacks are not enough, and worst still being the numbers simply won't do the trick. So i suggest to all those people who think that crumpler bags are the fucking awesome thing to possess to think twice. Else you probably would look like any other person carrying the same bag. It's all about being the same isn't it. If you are fine looking like any other person who thinks its fine to look like any other person, then go ahead. I'll think it is probably much happier being a conformist; its just like being a robot isn't it ?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Okay, this isn't a hate post to any emofags who write poems or any conformists zebras out there. I personally think if you aren't as messed up as me, you'll probably do fine.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I am so vent on making this post fucking wordy and long to show that i am actually living my life.&lt;br /&gt;It is suppose to be a diary or something, i can't be living in a world where there are only flower pots.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Okay, one more thing. I think that Chinese people are really nonsense, not those chinese nationals from China but Singaporean Chinese. Sometimes i wonder if i am of a different origin because i think that the other coloured people than i actually know seems to be less anal and gritchy gratchy about life and stuff. Come to think of that, there's this girl friend of mine probably find herself liking some dark chocolate instead of white chocolate.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I think its pretty long enough. I lived and am living.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6111575486139193539-172538031470259781?l=deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com/feeds/172538031470259781/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6111575486139193539&amp;postID=172538031470259781' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6111575486139193539/posts/default/172538031470259781'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6111575486139193539/posts/default/172538031470259781'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com/2009/03/last-thing-i-would-want-to-resort-to-is.html' title=''/><author><name>Jasonoxynol</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09382339075948238960</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6111575486139193539.post-1407674851943495871</id><published>2009-03-12T21:31:00.005+08:00</published><updated>2009-03-13T21:23:08.440+08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>Okay, this is like a repeat of what had happened earlier.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It is always bad to see your many bees circling your pot of flower.&lt;br /&gt;Then you realise that the pot of flower is not really yours.&lt;br /&gt;Deranged, you being to try and grab the pot and you broke it.&lt;br /&gt;After breaking the pot, you realise that the flower is indeed not your flower&lt;br /&gt;but in your pot. Now you broke your pot, and have no flower.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;What will you do ?&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6111575486139193539-1407674851943495871?l=deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com/feeds/1407674851943495871/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6111575486139193539&amp;postID=1407674851943495871' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6111575486139193539/posts/default/1407674851943495871'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6111575486139193539/posts/default/1407674851943495871'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com/2009/03/okay-this-is-like-repeat-of-what-had.html' title=''/><author><name>Jasonoxynol</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09382339075948238960</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6111575486139193539.post-3040400611946914988</id><published>2009-03-11T19:10:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2009-03-11T19:16:34.052+08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>I need some fight.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6111575486139193539-3040400611946914988?l=deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com/feeds/3040400611946914988/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6111575486139193539&amp;postID=3040400611946914988' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6111575486139193539/posts/default/3040400611946914988'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6111575486139193539/posts/default/3040400611946914988'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com/2009/03/i-need-some-fight.html' title=''/><author><name>Jasonoxynol</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09382339075948238960</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6111575486139193539.post-5393856200511170585</id><published>2009-03-09T18:29:00.001+08:00</published><updated>2009-03-09T18:30:55.521+08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>Me : I am fucking going all in. DO YOU CALL ?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Life : *thinks* call.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Me : "&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;OH FUCKKKKKKKK&lt;/span&gt; "&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6111575486139193539-5393856200511170585?l=deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com/feeds/5393856200511170585/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6111575486139193539&amp;postID=5393856200511170585' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6111575486139193539/posts/default/5393856200511170585'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6111575486139193539/posts/default/5393856200511170585'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com/2009/03/me-i-am-fucking-going-all-in.html' title=''/><author><name>Jasonoxynol</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09382339075948238960</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6111575486139193539.post-9028154058028595348</id><published>2009-03-08T22:31:00.002+08:00</published><updated>2009-03-08T22:32:39.919+08:00</updated><title type='text'>Camisado</title><content type='html'>You can take the kid from the fight, but you can't take the fight from the kid.&lt;br /&gt;Sit back relax.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;Omfg, christian got fucking straight As. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6111575486139193539-9028154058028595348?l=deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com/feeds/9028154058028595348/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6111575486139193539&amp;postID=9028154058028595348' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6111575486139193539/posts/default/9028154058028595348'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6111575486139193539/posts/default/9028154058028595348'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com/2009/03/camisado.html' title='Camisado'/><author><name>Jasonoxynol</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09382339075948238960</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6111575486139193539.post-5956486224244879405</id><published>2009-02-27T17:46:00.002+08:00</published><updated>2009-02-27T17:48:33.883+08:00</updated><title type='text'>Dream</title><content type='html'>Okay, this is weird. I had a really bad dream.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Someone said something like.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"You have something important to tell me right ?"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Okay that's it. That's all I'll ever need to remember.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6111575486139193539-5956486224244879405?l=deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com/feeds/5956486224244879405/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6111575486139193539&amp;postID=5956486224244879405' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6111575486139193539/posts/default/5956486224244879405'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6111575486139193539/posts/default/5956486224244879405'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com/2009/02/dream.html' title='Dream'/><author><name>Jasonoxynol</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09382339075948238960</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6111575486139193539.post-2500644778899725076</id><published>2009-02-26T21:23:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2009-02-26T21:24:29.516+08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>It is bad to see your many bees circling your pot of flowers&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6111575486139193539-2500644778899725076?l=deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com/feeds/2500644778899725076/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6111575486139193539&amp;postID=2500644778899725076' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6111575486139193539/posts/default/2500644778899725076'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6111575486139193539/posts/default/2500644778899725076'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com/2009/02/it-is-bad-to-see-your-many-bees.html' title=''/><author><name>Jasonoxynol</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09382339075948238960</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6111575486139193539.post-3306652913846452535</id><published>2009-02-24T22:01:00.003+08:00</published><updated>2009-02-24T22:13:32.337+08:00</updated><title type='text'>Robots</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;It would definitely be awesome to be a robot so you can complete all task given to you.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;" &lt;span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;"&gt;Mu-st-Com-plete-I-am-a-Robot&lt;/span&gt; " Yes, of course it would be extra duper awesome too&lt;br /&gt;if you are a robot. You don't need to have a preference of what you eat because you don't&lt;br /&gt;And best of all, you need to handle no shit, because you won't be able to be defiant.&lt;br /&gt;That's really interesting, because i think i happen to know a few robots in school.&lt;br /&gt;One day, i shall find one, open the skull, reprogram it to work for me.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;Is it me or is it everyone else. No one seems to be tagging... That's weird.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6111575486139193539-3306652913846452535?l=deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com/feeds/3306652913846452535/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6111575486139193539&amp;postID=3306652913846452535' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6111575486139193539/posts/default/3306652913846452535'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6111575486139193539/posts/default/3306652913846452535'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com/2009/02/robots.html' title='Robots'/><author><name>Jasonoxynol</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09382339075948238960</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6111575486139193539.post-6362783565689223191</id><published>2009-02-22T02:25:00.002+08:00</published><updated>2009-02-22T02:27:55.018+08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>Texas hold'em makes me feel sad whenever i lose 10&lt;br /&gt;Texas hold'em makes me feel bad whenever i win 20&lt;br /&gt;But Texas hold'em is so awesomely exciting it makes me jizz in my pants.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6111575486139193539-6362783565689223191?l=deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com/feeds/6362783565689223191/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6111575486139193539&amp;postID=6362783565689223191' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6111575486139193539/posts/default/6362783565689223191'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6111575486139193539/posts/default/6362783565689223191'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com/2009/02/texas-holdem-makes-me-feel-sad-whenever.html' title=''/><author><name>Jasonoxynol</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09382339075948238960</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6111575486139193539.post-7004260685462822098</id><published>2009-02-20T21:22:00.002+08:00</published><updated>2009-02-20T21:27:45.228+08:00</updated><title type='text'>Problems</title><content type='html'>I am having really serious problems of playing Texas weekly and losing.&lt;br /&gt;I am having problems that only that ballet girl can solve&lt;br /&gt;I am plagued with issues that does not concern me but requires my help in solving.&lt;br /&gt;I am too good a liar to be trusted.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6111575486139193539-7004260685462822098?l=deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com/feeds/7004260685462822098/comments/default' 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src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6111575486139193539.post-7387790472046173066</id><published>2009-02-19T21:20:00.003+08:00</published><updated>2009-02-19T21:29:45.688+08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>The conclusion is " you can't afford to pay for what you cannot earn. "&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6111575486139193539-7387790472046173066?l=deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com/feeds/7387790472046173066/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6111575486139193539&amp;postID=7387790472046173066' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6111575486139193539/posts/default/7387790472046173066'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6111575486139193539/posts/default/7387790472046173066'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com/2009/02/conclusion-is-you-cant-afford-to-pay.html' title=''/><author><name>Jasonoxynol</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09382339075948238960</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6111575486139193539.post-1153842659711925827</id><published>2009-02-17T23:40:00.002+08:00</published><updated>2009-02-18T00:13:35.799+08:00</updated><title type='text'>Invisible man</title><content type='html'>Something make my chest stir,&lt;br /&gt;Something make my head blur,&lt;br /&gt;I am the invisible man who can't stop staring at the mirror&lt;br /&gt;I want to make you as lonely as me&lt;br /&gt;so you can get addicted to this.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6111575486139193539-1153842659711925827?l=deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com' alt='' 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src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6111575486139193539.post-7203924602423317709</id><published>2009-02-16T21:53:00.002+08:00</published><updated>2009-02-16T21:59:03.058+08:00</updated><title type='text'>Folie a Deux</title><content type='html'>You could have knocked me out with a feather&lt;br /&gt;I know you've heard this all before&lt;br /&gt;You can bow and pretend&lt;br /&gt;That you don’t know you’re a legend&lt;br /&gt;Time, time, time hasn’t told anyone else yet&lt;br /&gt;Let my love loose again&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6111575486139193539-7203924602423317709?l=deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://deadserioussatiricalshit.blogspot.com/feeds/7203924602423317709/comments/default' title='Post 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